I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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