Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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