K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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