i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
