The maid of honor just puked.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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