I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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