batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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