I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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