Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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