you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
even my farts smell like vagina
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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