Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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