We won't sleep together?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
