can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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