did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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