He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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