Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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