it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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