It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You dont lie about slip and slides
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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