You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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