Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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