Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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