Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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