Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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