u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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