in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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