What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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