I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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