Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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