Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
and you fell through a lawn chair
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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