pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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