whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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