When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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