I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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