Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I have tasted many bathrooms
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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