I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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