Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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