I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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