I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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