ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
