Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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