like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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