Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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