It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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