living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
