break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I smell stomach acid.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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