After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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