he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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