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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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