Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
