Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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