ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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