Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
vagina is talking i cant
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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