HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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