Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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