Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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