I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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