I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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