The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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