I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
